All These Animal Jokes I'm Making Are Just Cow Jokes!, And Cows Are Not My Favorite Animal!
Q: What are a cow's favorite subjects in school? A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
Q: What do cows get when they are sick? A: Hay Fever
Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence A: Udder-Catastrophe
Q: Where do you find the most cows? A: Moo-York
Q: Why do cows wear bells? A: Their horns don't work.
Q: What were the cows doing under the tree? A: Talking about the latest moos
Q: Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"...... A: Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"
Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning? A: "It's just an udder day"
Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven? A: It's a place of udder delight
Q: What animals do you bring to bed? A: Your calves.
Q: What did the secret agent cow say to the other cow? A: Are you udder cover?
Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow into pasture
Q: Why is a barn so noisy? A: All the cows have horns.
Q: What newspaper do cows read? A: The Daily Moos.
Q: Did you hear the song about Mad Cow disease? A: It's insane in the methane, insane in the brain.
Q: Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A: A moo-tel!
Q: Why was the cow sad? A: She was moody.
Phew... I Got Too Many Jokes About Cows That I Found, Now I Have To Write A Post About These Jokes, Now I'm Tired!
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