More Adult Jokes In Kids TV Shows!

 Hey! Here Are More Adult Jokes In Kids TV Shows!

• Regular Show:
  • In "Fuzzy Dice", Benson has the gang get ready to play skee-ball in order to win a pair of novelty fuzzy dice at a Suck E. Cheese's.
    
    
    Benson: So, I want everyone to line up, and when the balls drop... 
    Mordecai & Rigby: (laughs)
    Benson: Ugh! When the game starts...
  • In "TGI Tuesday", Benson shows off the Parkside Lux ballroom.
    
    
    Benson: This ballroom held the most elegant balls in its day. 
    Rigby: Woah, were they big? 
    Benson: Oh, they were huge! 
    (Rigby starts snickering, until Mordecai smacks him in the back of the head)
    
    
    • A sketch in the Robot Chicken episode "Celebrity Rocket" had an overweight gym teacher shocked to find his basketballs, footballs, and soccer balls have all been squashed, exclaiming "My balls! What happened to my balls? Why would anyone do this to my balls?" We then see two children observing his reactions, one of them sarcastically remarking "This show is so clever".
    • In an episode of The Loud House, Lynn has to share a bedroom with Lincoln; when he starts complaining about her messing everything up, she interrupts with "I'm noticing a complete lack of balls in this room." Since she's the family jock, she was of course referring to sports equipment.
    • Chowder: At the end of "Mung on the Rocks", after Truffles and Mung Daal make amends and rekindle their romance, Mung announces that the two of them are gonna "get cooking". As they walk offscreen, Chowder points out the kitchen is the other way.
    • The Ghost And Molly Mcgee: In "A Period Piece", Libby is embarrassed to have her first period at a sleepover with Molly and Andrea. When Molly asks her what's the problem, Libby just explains it's "that time of the month", but a confused Molly just asks "What time of the month?" Libby then tries explaining "Aunt Flo is visiting", and Molly remarks that she doesn't remember meeting Libby's Aunt Flo. Andrea, who overhears the other girls, ends up having to explain what's going on.
    • Done on Chowder with Endive, who does this to lobster dipped in sauce and sucks on them. Unfortunately, since this is Endive we're talking about its pure Fan Disservice.
    • Clone High: Joan of Arc disguises herself as a boy to be on the school basketball team. Cleo attempts to train her with her Eating skills, unaware of who she really is, by using a banana and some milk.
    • Done in My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic of all places, when Big Macintosh and Cheerilee are deeply in love thanks to a love potion. The two are holding a cherry in their teeth and almost popping it, while a group of ponies watch in shock and disgust.
    • A picture of  Scootaloo's chicken wing doesn't make it look any less weird, either.
    • The episode "Simple Ways" has the fashionist Trenderhoof having an Imagine Spot with Applejack eating an apple in a random way.

    • Spongebob Squarepants:
    • The way Spongebob ate his chocolate bar to piss Patrick off.
    • And the way Patrick eats a popsicle while investigating the Clamu incident.
    • The episode "Valentine's Day", when at the end, Patrick bites into a giant chocolate balloon and it explodes, covering the entire area in gooey chocolatey goodness.
    • The Amazing World of Gumball: In "The Crew", Gumball and Darwin are told by a group of senior citizens to send their friend Louie a "message". They think they have to “meet” him, but the senior citizens just want them to send him a text message.
    • Gravity Falls: In "Soos and the Real Girl", when Soos realizes his weird virtual ex-girlfriend Giffany has followed him on his date with Melody, he excuses himself with "Could you sit tight? I have to go to the bathroom for a long time... not in a weird way!”
    • Johnny Bravo: In the episode "Third Dork From The Sun", when Johnny inadvertently ends up on an alien game show, the bonus round is against an alien with a massive brain in a contest for absorbing thoughts. But when he tries it against Johnny, his head explodes.
      
      
      Johnny: Ha! Maybe next time you try to absorb a person's mind, you'll make sure he has one! Wait, that didn't come out right.
      
      
      
      
      • The Loud House: In the episode "Pipe Dreams", after Mr. Loud installs tons of security measures to keep the kids from entering the secret bathroom he and Mrs. Loud build for themselves, and also a mechanism to trap them inside if they do manage to get in, Mrs. Loud asks to Mr. Loud "We'll catch them! ". She then realizes how that can be interpreted considering it involves a bathroom and quickly states it's just a metaphor.

      
      

      • In a episode of The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack: In "Oh, You Animal", Bubbie attempts to explain about her and Flapjack:
        
        
        Bubbie: He doesn't live with me. He lives inside me, that’s weirder than it is…
        
        
        • The title character of Ruby Gloom, shortly before a major public appearance, gets what's supposed to be a motivational speech from her friend Misery. It doesn't help that Misery gets so worked up over the speech that she's practically shouting by the end of it.
          
          
          Misery: Oh, yeah — don't worry about failing, even though you only have this one day to get it right and if you mess it up you'll never be invited back ever... that didn't come out right. See you there.
        
        
        
        

      • Owen of Total Drama has done this repeatedly.
        Owen: I'm glad we're in a separate cabin with just guys!... I mean, no! Not like that! I love the ladies. I just don't want to sleep with them. NO! Wait!
        
        
        
        
        
        
        That’s All For Adult Jokes In Kids TV Shows!