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I Wish That The Ad Council Should Never Exist, But I Made Up A Story To Prove It!

 Cosmo took a deep sigh, throwing his feet up. “Wanda, don’t you just love the peace and quiet? No one telling us to recycle, donate, or check our smoke detectors… It’s like, what even is a nonprofit PSA?”

Wanda blinked, clearly caught off guard by the randomness of Cosmo’s question. “Well, it’s a public service announcement, Cosmo. You know, those ads that encourage people to do good things like save the planet, donate to charity, or help prevent forest fires.”

Cosmo wrinkled his nose. “Yeah, I get it. But you know, every time I see one, it’s like—BAM—guilt trip city. Like, ‘What have you done for the environment today?’ Well, I’ve been eating fairy cake, okay? Does that count as helping anyone?”

Wanda sighed. “Cosmo, eating fairy cake doesn’t save the environment. But they’re trying to do good things! PSA companies raise awareness about important issues, like not texting while driving, or making sure people are checking for ticks. It’s for the greater good.”

Cosmo nodded slowly, but the more he thought about it, the more it bugged him. “Yeah, but it’s like they’re always on our TV, or showing up in the middle of our favorite shows, interrupting all the fun with their serious messages! Who needs that?”

Wanda raised an eyebrow. “You mean you don’t need that. You’ve never been one for being serious.”

“Exactly!” Cosmo said, grinning widely. “What if we just made it so that nonprofit PSAs never existed? Poof! No more guilt trips, no more serious reminders about the environment, no more—well, no more anything! Just a world of peace and no responsibility!”

Wanda blinked again. “Cosmo, that’s a huge wish. You can’t just erase something that important. People need to be reminded about these things! What about stopping child abuse, preventing drunk driving, or protecting endangered species?”

But Cosmo was already waving his wand enthusiastically. “Yeah, yeah, yeah, but wouldn't it be nice to not have people telling us to ‘Save the rainforest’ in between every TV show? I want to be able to enjoy a commercial break without hearing about how I’m ruining the planet every five seconds!”

With a dramatic flick of his wrist, Cosmo snapped his fingers.

Wanda’s eyes widened. “Cosmo, no! What did you—”

The world shifted. The atmosphere seemed to change, the TV screens flickering as something... strange happened. Cosmo grinned to himself. “There! The Ad Council's nonprofit PSA company is gone! No more annoying messages! No more guilt!”

Wanda was silent for a moment. “Did you… really think this through?”

Cosmo tilted his head, still grinning. “Of course! No more weird sad faces, no more people pleading to give just one dollar for the children. We’re free, Wanda! Free!”


At first, things were glorious. Timmy’s TV didn’t cut to any PSAs in between his favorite cartoons. There were no celebrities telling people to “Call this number, and you could be the reason a child gets an education!” There was no emotionally charged ad asking viewers to “adopt a pet today,” followed by a sad-eyed dog with a sad piano tune in the background.

Timmy Turner, for the first time in ages, didn’t have to watch his Saturday morning cartoons interrupted by any of that. Cosmo and Wanda watched, pleased with their wish. “See, Wanda?” Cosmo said. “This is what happiness looks like. Just pure, uninterrupted fun!”

But as the day wore on, things began to feel… off. The world seemed a little quieter than usual. There was no public service announcement on TV telling people to donate to the Red Cross, no commercials warning people about the dangers of texting while driving, and certainly no catchy jingles reminding people to get a flu shot.

“Okay, this is getting weird,” Wanda muttered. “Where are all the helpful PSAs?”

“Who needs 'em?” Cosmo said, still blissfully unaware. “The world is living in blissful ignorance, Wanda! No pressure. No guilt. Just us, the TV, and endless episodes of Totally Awesome Superheroes!

But as the hours passed, a subtle shift took place. People weren’t as aware of their surroundings anymore. Strangers didn’t hold the door open for each other, and some people started littering more often, as if they forgot that it was bad for the environment. No one reminded them not to leave their cars running while they ran into the store, and suddenly, everyone forgot to recycle.

The problems that PSA campaigns had once addressed—like mental health, domestic violence, and helping kids in need—began to multiply. The world felt… disconnected. People weren’t acting out of malice; they simply weren’t aware of the issues anymore.

Timmy’s friends started to forget about things like washing their hands or even checking if the stove was turned off before they left the house. Kids stopped wearing helmets while riding bikes, and cars piled up with expired insurance and medical stickers. The world was still the same—except now it was a little more chaotic, a little more irresponsible, and definitely a lot less safe.

“Uh, Cosmo?” Wanda asked, tapping her foot impatiently. “This is bad. We didn’t think about the good PSAs—the ones that taught people about safety, health, and awareness. You just erased all of them!”

Cosmo’s grin faltered. “Oh. Oops.”

“I told you we needed those,” Wanda said, crossing her arms. “Now look—no one’s even thinking about basic stuff like saving the bees or donating to people in need. We have to fix this.”

Cosmo, now looking panicked, grabbed his wand again. “Okay, okay, let’s just fix this! Poof!

With a snap of his fingers, the PSAs were back. The familiar voices started to echo through the air once again, reminding people about the importance of kindness, health, and the planet.

The world sighed in relief as people slowly began to remember why certain issues mattered. People opened their eyes, started paying attention to the environment, and were reminded to check their smoke alarms.

Timmy, looking up at Cosmo and Wanda, raised an eyebrow. “What happened to no more guilt trips?”

Cosmo rubbed his head sheepishly. “Well, Timmy… sometimes, even I forget that a little guilt can go a long way in keeping people safe.”

Wanda smirked. “Maybe next time, Cosmo, we’ll leave the important reminders to the professionals.”


And so, Cosmo learned that sometimes, the most helpful things in life are the ones that remind you to care. Even if they come with a little guilt along the way.

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