Hi, I Had A Cool Dream Last Night, I Had A Dream That Super Creek From Umamusume And Diane Foxington From The Bad Guys Had Me As Their Child, It's Funny And It's Quite Imaginible At How My "New Parents" Are Like My Regular Parents!
Here's The Story
Super Creek had faced rivals, races, and rainstorms of pressure, but nothing in her training had prepared her for parenthood.
Neither had Diane Foxington.
Rina Tennoji was currently sitting on the living room floor, surrounded by wires, spare parts, and a small robot she had named “RinaBot Jr.” The robot was blinking rapidly and making a sound suspiciously like a dying alarm clock.
Super Creek knelt beside her, smiling warmly.
“Rina, sweetheart, what’s it trying to do?”
“It’s supposed to make cute expressions,” Rina said flatly, adjusting her glasses. “But now it looks like it’s emotionally distressed.”
Diane leaned against the doorway, arms crossed, smirking.
“Ah, so it takes after its parents.”
Super Creek gasped dramatically.
“Diane!”
Rina looked up.
“…Is emotional distress hereditary?”
“Only on Foxington’s side,” Super Creek said sweetly
Their family was unusual, to say the least.
A gentle, motherly Umamusume known for her comforting aura.
A former master thief turned secret agent with a sarcastic streak.
And one socially awkward, genius child who communicated better through technology than words.
But somehow, it worked.
Today’s challenge: Rina’s “Parent & Kid Fun Day” assignment from school.
Rina held up the paper.
“We are required to do one physical activity, one creative activity, and one teamwork activity.”
Diane groaned.
“Can we count chasing criminals as physical activity?”
Super Creek smiled brightly.
“Let’s go to the park!”
Rina nodded.
“…Statistically safer.”
At the park, Super Creek was in her element. She stretched, tail swaying slightly, full of calm athletic energy.
“Okay, Rina! How about a race?”
Rina stared at her.
“…You’re literally built for speed.”
Diane crouched beside Rina.
“Kid, I steal for a living. That’s not fair either. But we improvise.”
They lined up.
Super Creek smiled gently.
Diane winked.
Rina activated her smartwatch.
“Three… two… one…”
Super Creek jogged instead of sprinting, clearly holding back. Diane took off dramatically, vaulting over a bench like she was in an action movie. Rina… ran in short bursts, tripping once, but kept going.
When Rina crossed the finish line last, she expected disappointment.
Instead, Super Creek scooped her into a hug.
“You did amazing! You didn’t give up!”
Diane gave a thumbs up.
“And you ran in a straight line. That already beats half my teammates.”
Rina blinked.
“…I am statistically pleased.”
Next was the creative activity.
They sat at a picnic table with markers and paper.
“Let’s draw our family,” Super Creek suggested.
Rina drew herself with her signature board face, Diane as a sleek fox with sunglasses, and Super Creek with exaggeratedly fluffy hair and a glowing aura.
Diane stared at her own drawing.
“Why do I look like a cartoon villain?”
Rina tilted her head.
“Because you are a cool one.”
Diane paused, then smiled.
“…I’ll take it.”
Super Creek hugged Rina again.
“Our family is beautiful.”
Finally, teamwork.
Rina’s robot had stopped working earlier, and she placed it between them.
“Objective: repair RinaBot Jr.”
Super Creek held the tools carefully.
“What do I do?”
“You stabilize the power core.”
Diane smirked.
“Ah yes, I shall perform advanced electrical engineering using vibes and confidence.”
Somehow… it worked. Mostly because Rina guided them carefully, and they listened.
When the robot finally beeped and projected a tiny smiley face, Rina froze.
Then quietly:
“…Success.”
Diane ruffled her hair.
“Look at you, leading a team like a boss.”
Super Creek smiled warmly.
“You’re very brave, Rina. Even when things are complicated.”
Rina looked between them.
“…You are optimal parents.”
They both paused.
Diane cleared her throat.
“Okay, I was not emotionally prepared for that.”
Super Creek teared up instantly.
“That’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.”
That night, as Rina worked on her homework, Diane leaned over to Super Creek.
“You know, Creek… I used to think family was just a liability.”
Super Creek smiled softly.
“And now?”
Diane watched Rina humming quietly while typing code.
“…Now it’s the best heist I ever pulled off.”
Super Creek laughed.
And Rina, without looking up, added:
“…Family status: permanently installed.”
So, If Diane Is The Father, Super Creek Is The Mother, And You Are The Child, Or Diane And Super Creek Are Both Mothers To Rina, And Do The Parents, Did Diane legally adopt Rina, enabling the "child" to care for the "parent" of Diane And Super Creek? And What Happens Next? Are They actually going to get married?
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