In The Bad Guys 2 (2025), Mr. Snake enters a complex romantic relationship with Agent Doom, a deceptive character who initially uses him to lure his team into a trap. Despite her betrayal and sadistic nature, the two develop a unique bond.
And They Are The Best Couple In The Movie, End Of Day, And Here Are Their Best Moments!
The above-mentioned beat-down only ends when they're interrupted by the real reason that Snake's been so hard to track down - a bemused-looking raven by the name of Susan. What follows is priceless.
Piranha has trouble comprehending that Susan is willingly dating Snake. She just snickers and calls him a "mango with teeth." Not only is he legitimately surprised by the comparison, the others find it funny.
So, how did this happen? Well, Snake and Susan sees them both eyeing a kid's pet guinea pig on a bus and asking the kid if he's gonna eat it. When the two start locking eyes flirtatiously, the kid just sits in the middle with a confused face.
Cute back to the present, where Snake and Susan got so caught up in the memory that they're kissing...with Doom's entire face engulfed into Snake's mouth, earning utter disgust from everyone—with Tarantula attempting to look away and Shark gagging.
When "Susan" reveals she's part of the Bad Girls and that her real name is Doom, Snake has an... interesting reaction:
Snake: (shocked) You lied to me!
Piranha: That's alright, papito.
Snake: Played me! Betrayed me!
Doom: Hey, listen. It's just business.
Snake: You're... you're...
Shark: Shady.
Tarantula: Let it out, buddy.
While Snake is lockpicking, he gets a little flirty with Doom:
Doom: [through earpiece] You say you still got this, Snakeycakes?
Snake: Please, lockpicking is like a romance. You got to start gentle, playful, work your way into its little cold heart until all those defenses melt away.
- Doom: Oh, sounds kind of fun~Piranha: [weirded out] Are we still talking about the lock?
- Snake [laughs dreamily]
- And later, their flirting near an upper-floor railing causes Doom to drop her tranquilizer gun...which goes off when it hits the ground floor, putting the bride in a groggy stupor for the rest of the caper! Snake and Doom's worried expressions say it all.
Doom: Look, it's nothing personal.
Snake: You are so hot right now.
Wolf, Shark, Tarantula and Piranha: SNAKE!

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