The Bad Guys 2 But It's Just The FUNNY MOMENTS!

 Based On The Original Page Here One TV Tropes , Basically, I Have Seen This Movie, But It's Quite Cool And Has Great Funny Moments, Enjoy! 

We're not sure if either Snake and Doom are kissing or Snake is just eating her, It's both.

• After their failed attempts to get jobs, the gang is back in their barren former hideout, all feeling a little discouraged…except Snake, who arrives in the elevator with a chipper, zen-like optimism while listening to "Espresso" by Sabrina Carpenter. He sticks around long enough to give his nonplussed friends a greeting, brushes off their concerned inquiries, then takes off for yoga class — vinyasa, specifically.

• When sparring with Diane, Wolf pushes her to stop going easy on him by teasing her about her secretly having been the Crimson Paw. He throws off his protective gear and tells her she's about to find out why he's called the "Big Bad Wolf". Smash Cut to Wolf lying on the gym bench with his left eye and lips bruised.

• Piranha, meanwhile, outlines how the Phantom Bandit probably circumnavigated security...while wondering why there's pickles in the burrito that he's eating. Wait, why is there a burrito?
  Luggins: Because that's my lunch! Who said you could eat my lunch?!
  Piranha: (innocently, while pointing at Wolf) Well, he said there was lunch.

• Except that Snake isn't answering his phone, for reasons outlined below. And his ID photo on Wolf's phone is a picture of Snake in the "good guy onesie" costume that Marmalade got him to wear in the first film! Oh, and the zen-like philosophy expressed by Snake in his voice-mail weirds out even Commissioner Luggins.
  Luggins: (genuinely concerned) Is he possessed?
  Tarantula: Ugh, don't get me started...

• Mr Shark's Running Gag for the film is his habit of getting violent when he panics. In order:
• When Commissioner Luggins calls to tell the Bad Guys that she knows where the Phantom Bandit is going to strike next, Shark freaks out and throws Wolf's cellphone so far away it disappears over the horizon.
  Piranha: Bro, that was our only phone!
  Tarantula: What the thorax??
  Shark: I dunno, I panicked!
• He reflexively knocks out Commissioner Luggins at the luchador tournament.
  Wolf: What!? What was that?!
  Shark: I panicked, okay?! I'm a panicker.
• He accidentally swings the bride into the face of the priest in the back rooms when the heist at the wedding hits a snag.
• He has trouble following the complicated hacker speak that Ms. Tarantula gives him (as she has to stow away in his space suit) when trying to access the space station in the climax. He proceeds to hack the computer... erm...manually.
• When they find Snake, they angrily yell his name and Snake turns and sees Wolf, Shark, and Piranha with Tarantula riding on his head rushing toward him, sporting furious looks and sharp teeth. Snake only gets a moment to scream before they dog-pile and beat the TAR out of him.
  Wolf: [throttling Snake] We know everything!
  Snake: [as Tarantula pulls on his eyelids] How did you find out?! [Shark squeezes Snake] Ow! [Piranha hits him over the head with a foldout chair, before the scene pulls back to reveal Wolf, Shark, and Tarantula biting Snake while Piranha is hitting him with the chair again and again]

• The above-mentioned beat-down only ends when they're interrupted by the real reason that Snake's been so hard to track down - a bemused-looking raven with a New-Age Retro Hippie getup, by the name of Susan. What follows is priceless.

  • The team proceed to ask if Snake had taken Susan hostage. He refutes this assertion, and dreamily remarks that she's dating him. The concept of the cynical Snake being a lovestruck boyfriend is so absurd to the rest of the Bad Guys that they stare blankly, then just start howling with laughter.
  • Tarantula actually falls off Shark's shoulder and lands on top of Piranha's head, she's laughing so hard!
  • The irritated look on Snake's face just screams "I hate ALL of you."

  
  

• So, how did this happen? Well, Snake and Susan sees them both eyeing a kid's pet guinea pig on a bus and asking the kid if he's gonna eat it. When the two start locking eyes flirtatiously, the kid just sits in the middle with a confused face.
• Cute back to the present, where Snake and Susan got so caught up in the memory that they're kissing...with Doom's entire face engulfed into Snake's mouth, earning utter disgust from everyone—with Tarantula attempting to look away and Shark gagging.
  Piranha: Why is she in his mouth?!?!
• Piranha's line is even funnier in the Polish dub where he instead says "Why is he eating her?!?!".
• And near the end of the film, Snake is the one grossed out at Wolf and Diane's more conventional kiss aboard the satellite.
• • The groggy bride herself is a fountain of funny quotes.
    Bride: Someone needs to tell Marco that a shark ate him!
    Bride: (After Shark knocks out the officiator, she strokes his snout) I like this one!
    Bride: (After being "unmasked" by Mr. Soliman, STILL groggy as can be) Here comes the bri-iii-ide~!
    Bride: (as Mr. Moon wonders where the officiator went) Who cares~? (grabs Moon and kisses him senseless)
• Shark disguises as the officiate he knocked out, but brings along a musical keyboard to go with his speech, doing both very loudly, to the point that many wedding goers are wincing. An utterly flabbergasted Kitty Kat asks if he could be more subtle, only for a unfazed Piranha to explain that for Shark, this is subtle.
• A behind-the-scenes look on how the Bad Guys did the scene of them racing across the rocket lifting off.
•  Snake buddies up with the stressed Piranha who ends up farting. Cue their spacesuit puffing up like a balloon.
  Piranha: Uh... Snake, buddy, I'm sorry.
  Snake: What? No, no, no! [Piranha passes gas, inflating the spacesuit]
  Beat
• The Bad Girls leave the Bad Guys suspended from the ceiling, after giving them a choice of saving themselves from getting arrested or preserving Diane's identity as the Crimson Paw.
  Doom: Look, it's nothing personal.
  Snake: You are so hot right now.
  Wolf, Shark, Tarantula and Piranha: SNAKE
•  Snake can taste air. So imagine what a Spacesuit filled with "poison gas" tastes or smells like...
  Snake: (disgusted after Piranha's first blast) Dude! I can taste it!
• For his part, Shark kidnaps and disguises himself as an Italian wedding planner. Shark promises the planner that he will play him respectfully:
Shark [in the most stereotypical Italian accent in history]: Where's my flowers? Prego! Cappuccino!
• The poor guy, even while tied up in the back of his own van, can't help but nervously nod while Shark makes this empty promise.
• except that before he can do so, the Bad Guys use a spotlight to momentarily stun him, during which time Wolf pickpockets Mr. Moon's control bracelet and gets himself switched out with the real bride, who's still groggy. Cue Mr. Soliman making a fool of himself as he finds himself staring at Mr. Moon's fiance, and an outraged Mr. Moon having him thrown out.

• When the Bad Guys and the Bad Girls swap Wolf back, he comes out of the bride's dress wearing Underwear. Wolf's fashion sense didn't change much.
• Kitty Kat, enraged by the team's alleged single shot at the bracelet being wasted, shows up to drag Wolf away from the crowd...in a diguise that includes a blonde wig that just screams "Karen," with a power suit to match!
• Wolf: We're gonna land this thing, or we’re gonna die tryi-
• (Smash cut to the Bad Guys' (and Diane's) funeral.)
• After a tearful memorial speech from Luggins, and a remorseful narration from Tiffany Fluffit, we cut to Luggins morosely walking into another, secluded room...and breaking out into laughter at her own performance to the Bad Guys and Diane, who are very much NOT dead.
  Luggins: Did I sell it, or did I sell it?!
• The organization that offers to recruit the Bad Guys and Diane? The International Super-Galactic League Of Protectors. Or ISGLOP, if you prefer.
  Webs: Huh?
  Diane: Sounds kinda made-up.

The End, And Thanks For The Funny Moments There, Anyways, I'm So Funny To Write Down Some Of The Good Moments That Ever Happened In The Film, I'm A Film Critic And Comedian As Well, Anyways, This Gives Me The LOL's! - R.T