That One Time I Tried To Die! (True Story)

 When I Was Younger.... I Tried To Die, When I Was 9,  My Mom Was Not Looking, I Found A Knife And I Walked, Later I Hid The Knife In My Pillow, Leaving My Siblings Shocked, In My Room, I Saw The Knife And Almost Slashed A Page In My Board, I Went Outside Out With The Knife And Hid The The Bush, Then I Took The Knife And Sliced A Tree Branch, And Put The Knife Down, I Lied Down On A Piece Of Grass And Lied Down For 10 Minutes In The Afternoon, It Was Like 7PM When My Dad Came Home, He Was Shocked, He Felt My Breathing And Felt My Face, I Tried To Stand Up, But I Fell Down,I Was Rushed To The Hospital, The Doctor Told Me I Was Suffering From Dehydreaton, I Stayed There For 5 Days, And Lucky I Was Not Killed!